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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4963 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
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