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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2340 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣