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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1132 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!