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GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	29

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	1849	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	767129

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	5798
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9052	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
New Chunks Explored:	401963	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!

NoCashCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, barter system, collaboration, Communication, Community, Economy, exchange, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, MONEY, NoCashCraft, relationships, Resources, sharing, society, Survival, Trade, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	140

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.

CraftyBulgarianMC Server

anti-semitism, arrest, arrested, Bulgarians, CraftyBulgarianMC, crime, Criminals., Desecrating, Europe, extremism, hate crime, Holocaust memorial, investigation, Justice, memorial, News, Paris, Paris Holocaust Memorial, Remembrance, Server, three, Vandalism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!