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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 153 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
