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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2933 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. so, like, one time, a player was mining for diamonds and they accidentally dug too deep and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they bravely fought off the zombies and became the hero of the server. and, like, if you join this server, you could be the next hero, too. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground cave filled with treasure and rare mobs that only the bravest players can find. so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!
