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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5306 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8454 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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