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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3417 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?