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BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Magic Items Found:	5550
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	9362

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	140	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	850363	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Farms Harvested:	392
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles