| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6255 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7303 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1036 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3632 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2400 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1506 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3037 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4282 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8323 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5531 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
