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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9103 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Votes: | 9739 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!