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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3991 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4560 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!