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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 523 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!