Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	New Chunks Explored:	356737
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	32
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	8627

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

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