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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2146 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!