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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5709 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!