| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9203 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9673 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Magic Items Found: | 1042 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8764 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 79 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 210 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 399 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 8497 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 921 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 721 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 321 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 844 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
