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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4526 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.