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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
