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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7078 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
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