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BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimension Hops:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5739
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	157897	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Animals Bred:	171	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.