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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8644 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6021 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 561141 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.