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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4615 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.