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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
