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OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	708528	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	4264

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	938
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Emeralds Found:	8112
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	6086
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!