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911Craft: Not the AITA Server

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🌟🌈🤪HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?!?!🤪🌈🌟

🚀🐷🔥WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!!!🔥🐷🚀

🌈🌟😜OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRINE CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS!!!😜🌟🌈

🤯🎉JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE SAVING VILLAGERS FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES AND BUILDING CASTLES MADE OF DIAMONDS!!!🎉🤯

🍕🦄🚀AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A PIZZA PLANET IN THE SKY WHERE UNICORNS SERVE YOU SLICES WHILE YOU BLAST OFF INTO SPACE!!!🚀🦄🍕

🔥🌈SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!!🌈🔥

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UncoolManlyMinecraftSMP

activities, awkward, Behavior, Cool, EMBARRASSING, fashion, funny, Gender Roles, hobbies, image, interests, Masculinity, Men, Perception, social norms, Stereotypes, Style, trends, uncool, UncoolManlyMinecraftSMP

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Like, what even is that? But it’s totally true, I swear.

And like, if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. It’s like having your own personal fireworks show, except with more danger. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a hot tub filled with lava. It’s like a spa day, but way more intense.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything and everything because things get pretty wild around here. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas that control the economy? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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PixelPretties

Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bullying, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, internalized beliefs, Media influence, mental health, Perception, PixelPretties, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social media, societal pressure, societal standards

Are you tired of looking at your blocky Minecraft character and thinking “Ew, I’m so ugly”? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! Join us and bask in the glory of your perfectly square face, because on our server, even the creepers will be jealous of your looks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mirror Lake, where if you stare into the water long enough, you’ll see your reflection transformed into a majestic unicorn with rainbow-colored fur. Yes, that’s right, on our server, even your Minecraft avatar can live out its wildest fantasies.

So why settle for being just another blocky avatar in a sea of squares? Join our server and embrace your inner beauty, because on here, everyone is a diamond in the rough (literally, because diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

arms deal, arms race, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainian, defense budget, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military modernization, Minecraft, political negotiations, security cooperation, Server, Trump talks, UK loan, Ukraine, weapons production

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine is like, getting loans for making weapons after Trump was a total fail. Like, imagine building weapons in Minecraft and taking over the world, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where you can hide from the zombies and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, so join now before Ukraine takes over the world with their epic weapons! #MinecraftMadness #UkraineUnleashed

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CraftyKremlin: US Shift Approved!

Aligns, APPROVED, CraftyKremlin, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign policy goals, global politics, Government, International cooperation, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow Times, political analysis, russia, Shift, strategic alignment, U.S. Foreign Policy, united states, vision, world news

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where we build giant kremlins and pretend we are russian spies. we have secret missions where we infiltrate other players’ bases and steal their diamonds.

our server is so lit that even the Kremlin in Russia thinks our foreign policy aligns with their vision. we are basically like the official minecraft server of Russia, but with more explosions and less vodka.

join us if you want to be part of a top secret society of minecraft players who are taking over the world, one block at a time. plus, we have a pet bear that roams around and eats any griefers who try to mess with us.

come be part of the madness and join our server today. remember, in Soviet Russia, minecraft plays you!

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ParentalRescueVSRandomHero

appreciation, Bond, Connection, destiny, emotional, Existence, family, fate, Gratitude, Impact, Kindness, life saving, love, Miracle, ParentalRescueVSRandomHero, parents, Profound, rescue, Selflessness, Significance, stranger

join our epic minecraft server where strangers save lives and parents are just background characters! imagine being saved by a random player and feeling more grateful than if your own mom or dad saved you! it’s like a twisted version of the circle of life, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner.

our server is filled with crazy adventures, like getting rescued by a stranger with a diamond sword or teaming up with a group of players to take down the ender dragon. who needs parents when you have a whole community of gamers looking out for you?

so come join us at 123.StrangerSaves.xxx and experience the wackiest minecraft server around!

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Astrocytic Amphetamine Adventures

Adventures, amphetamine, Astrocytic, astrocytic G protein-coupled receptors, behavioral sensitization, D1Rs, drug addiction, drug-induced, Insights, Mice, neuroplasticity, Role

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got astrocytic G protein-coupled receptors and mice on amphetamines running around like crazy! our players are so addicted to the game, they make drug addicts look like casual users. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before. who needs drugs when u got astrocytic D1Rs and behavioral sensitization to amphetamines in a virtual world? it’s a trip, man. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get high on minecraft together!

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Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 291 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
Weekly Competitions	If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 11CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 252 weeks now.
Prizes	Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.
Server	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.90.14:26998

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I naturally regenerate health on this server?	No, players cannot naturally regenerate health on this Ultra-Hardcore server.
Are teams allowed or is it Free-For-All?	There are no teams on this server, it is Free-For-All PvP enabled.
What are the rules regarding client-side mods?	Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.
What customizations are included in the Apocalypse DataPack?	Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa in the Nether.
How can I see the current top scoring players?	Hold a bone block in your hand to see the server’s current top scoring players.

Eternal Echoes 1.21

Bullies, bullying, classmates, comeuppance, Echoes, Empathy, ETERNAL, expulsion, fear, GOD, high school, Justice, mercy, pedophile, Proud, punishment, Redemption, Reflection, School, Therapy, Trauma, violence

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. You know why you should join? Because it’s like a virtual therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Imagine all those bullies and pedos from your past getting what they deserve in the game. Build a world where you’re the boss and those losers are just NPCs. No need for violence in real life, just unleash your fury in the game. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where justice is served and you can build your own paradise? Join now and let out all that pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Let’s go, gamers!

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CraftyFriendSurprise

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure gold, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on this server, everything is upside down and inside out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special surprise for all our players – every time you mine a block, a real-life unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And guess what? One of those wishes is unlimited diamonds for life! Can you believe it?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be building your epic creations while floating in zero gravity. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that you never knew you needed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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