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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5399 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8211 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1749 | Emeralds Found: | 8477 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
