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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 391 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing broken blocks, just like how OP’s brother loves fixing broken women. But beware, drama follows wherever you go, just like how drama follows OP’s brother and his crazy girlfriends.
Our latest addition to the server is a pregnant girlfriend who will stop at nothing to make you a father of 3 in Minecraft. She’ll even set up a photo shoot to announce your virtual pregnancy on Instagram, complete with cheesy family photos and all white outfits. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, you can escape town in Minecraft just like OP’s brother did in real life. Avoid the emotional and verbal abuse from your virtual girlfriend and live your best blocky life without any baby mama drama.
So come join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself entangled in a virtual love triangle or two. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!
