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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 272 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.
Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.
Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!
