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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.
Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.
Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?
