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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8765 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!