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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3001 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
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