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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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