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Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	363
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	1937	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
New Chunks Explored:	66225	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	348058	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Star Shards Collected:	179

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9208
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!