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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot?
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