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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4351 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
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