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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7347 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!