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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 159 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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