Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
107/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: |
1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
Void Gems Collected: |
29 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
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Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this
Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!
So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!