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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1641 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉