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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7442 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Ores Mined: | 9490 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!