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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	7957	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2901	Magic Items Found:	5083
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4844	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Potions Brewed:	195

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4677	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”