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CellBlockHumor
CellBlockHumor, ex prison staff, female prisons, gender differences in prison, male prisons, prison challenges, prison comparison, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, prison experiences, prison inmates, prison life, prison management, prison safety, prison staff, prison staff perspective, prison system, prison work, worst prison
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.
Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

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LegendsCraft

Active Staff, Bosses, Community, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Friendly, Friends, Grief Prevention, LegendsCraft, mapart contests, Powerful items, PvP arenas, seasonal competitions, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Themed crates, ultimate Minecraft experience, Vanilla

LegendsCraft Minecraft Server
Version	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.1 SMP
Features	Custom content, engaging events, thriving economy, unique gameplay, supportive community
IP	play.legendscraft.net
Discord	Join the Community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join LegendsCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Our server welcomes players of all experience levels and our friendly community and active staff are here to help you get started.

2. Are there any special features or gameplay elements on LegendsCraft?

Yes! LegendsCraft offers unique custom gameplay with exclusive enchantments, powerful items, themed crates, an exciting economy, engaging challenges, and much more to keep you entertained.

3. How can I participate in events and competitions on the server?

Keep an eye on our Discord for announcements about events and competitions. You can also join in-game activities and interact with other players to stay updated on all the fun happenings.

4. Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have grief prevention measures in place to ensure that your builds and creations are safe and secure.

5. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or through other channels so we can continue to improve and enhance the LegendsCraft experience.

Enlighten Chud’s Realm 1.21
Awareness, Chud, chuds, comprehension, Difference, Discernment, distinction, education, ENLIGHTEN, enlightenment, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learn, long tail, Realm, Understanding, wisdom
Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem!
We’ve got players who are crazier than a bag of cats and creepers who are more explosive than a Taco Bell burrito.
Explore our world filled with wacky builds and mind-bending redstone contraptions that’ll make your brain hurt in the best way possible.
And don’t forget about our PvP battles that are more intense than a dance-off between two Endermen.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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GFmadOverStupidAITA
age difference, Argument, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, feelings, Frustration, GFmadOverStupidAITA, Girlfriend, Listening, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, perspective, Principle, relationships, sharing, spotify, tightrope, validation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some intense relationship issues like the one described above. Will you follow your girlfriend on Spotify or risk being accused of not caring about her feelings? Will you be labeled as the asshole for not sharing your private playlists?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories. One time, a player built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper. And another player tamed a pack of wolves and led them into battle against a horde of zombies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of relationship drama mixed with epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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New Server IP
BedCraft SMP: Tryna Redstone?
BedCraft, Redstone, smp, tryna
LOL, bro, have you ever wanted to try building a giant bed in Minecraft? Well, on this epic SMP, we have a whole town dedicated to bed building! We have competitions to see who can build the biggest, comfiest bed in the land. And let me tell you, the prizes are INSANE. Like, one time, someone won a pet dragon that breathes marshmallows. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon that breathes marshmallows. So come join us and get ready to have the most bed-tastic time of your life!

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New Server IP
MineCraftMania
addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction therapy, discipline, fulfillment, good addiction, Happiness, healthy choices, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, motivation, overcoming addiction, personal growth, positive habits, positive lifestyle, self improvement, self-care, wellness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest addiction fantasies!
Join our server and get addicted to building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery every time you play!
And if that’s not enough to hook you in, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are Minecraft geniuses who will guide you on your journey to addiction greatness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feed your addiction in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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New Server IP
CraftyCommies vs. CapitalistCreeper
CapitalistCreeper, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international community, international relations, negotiations, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Ukraine, War, West
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, it’s so lit, even russia can’t deny it. they’re all like, “we see no signs of peace talks,” but that’s just cuz they’re too busy playing on our server, duh.
join us for the most epic adventures, like fighting dragons with only a carrot as your weapon. or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
we’ve got crazy mini-games, like “sheep rodeo” where you have to ride a sheep for as long as you can without falling off. and “zombie disco” where you have to dance your way out of a horde of zombies.
plus, our community is so rad, you’ll never want to leave. we’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from mars (they’re really good at redstone).
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. russia can’t stop us, and neither can you!

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New Server IP
SMA Survival Quest: Nusinersen Adventures
Adventures, clinical trial, disability, genetic disorder, Healthcare, improved outcomes, Motor neuron disease, muscle weakness, neurology, neuromuscular disorder, Nusinersen, pediatric, Quest, Rare Disease, research, scoliosis, SMA, SMA type 1, spinal asymmetry, spinal cord, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Survival, Therapy, Treatment
lmao dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride in da world of minecraft. we got more twists and turns dan a kid tryna do a backflip on a trampoline. come join us if u wanna experience da thrill of buildin’ and survivin’ in a world dat be crazier dan a chicken wearin’ a top hat.
we got so much fun stuff happenin’ here, u won’t even know what hit u. we got secret caves filled with diamonds, mysterious temples with hidden treasures, and even a giant lava pit dat u gotta cross on a bridge made of slime blocks. it’s like tryna walk on jello, but way more dangerous!
and don’t even get me started on da mobs. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, zombies dat do da moonwalk, and skeletons dat shoot arrows like dey tryna win a archery contest. it’s a zoo out here, but way more chaotic!
so come join us on dis server if u wanna have a blast and laugh ur butt off at all da crazy shenanigans dat go down. it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, even if u try to block it out of ur memory like a bad dream. let’s do dis, gamers!

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New Server IP
🥕 MarkoLand 🥕 Best server ❤️ Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “MarkoLand Best Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mc.markoland.ru

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New Server IP
United Anarchy
Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, United, Vanilla
Server Information
No Rules or Bans
Hacks Allowed
Flying Enabled
Pure Vanilla Experience
Latest Version: 1.21.4
IP: unitedanarchy.minecraftedge.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2
FAQ
Why join this server?
You can play without any rules or bans, use hacks, and fly freely across the map. It offers a pure vanilla experience with the latest Minecraft version.
Are hacks allowed on this server?
Yes, all kinds of hacks are allowed on this server, including flying, Xray, kill aura, and auto-mining.
Can I fly on this server?
Absolutely! Flying is enabled on this server, allowing you to move across the map quickly and freely.
Is this server running the latest version of Minecraft?
Yes, the server is updated within hours of new Minecraft versions being released, currently running on version 1.21.4.
How can I join the server?
You can connect to the server with the IP address unitedanarchy.minecraftedge.com and join the Discord server using the link provided.

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Server Information
No Rules or Bans
Hacks Allowed
Flying Enabled
Pure Vanilla Experience
Latest Version: 1.21.4
IP: unitedanarchy.minecraftedge.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2