How to Get the New OP minions Minecraft Servers

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4325
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	8993
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3488
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines