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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 866 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!