| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2092 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2007 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4155 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8176 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4329 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8690 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 199 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4297 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
