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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7890 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 1886 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 2650 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!