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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	7660
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	2508
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	185
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4342

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	623

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.