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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.