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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5025 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
